Name: Stalker Love (A "Rat$ A$$" Song)
Duration: P00H02M36S
Description: Homemade Recording, This is a song written by Former Astronauts comedic Alter-ego known as "Rat$ A$$" It's what happens when the band members of Former Astronauts get really bored and is not a serious song.

Stalker Love (A "Rat$ A$$" Song)

from Demo by Former Astronauts

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Homemade Recording, This is a song written by Former Astronauts comedic Alter-ego known as "Rat$ A$$" It's what happens when the band members of Former Astronauts get really bored and is not a serious song.

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Baby, You broke my heart in the sweetest way,
I climbed into your house and you screamed
and i'm sorry I wrote all those songs about you
and i'm sorry I gave so much flowers to you

And I'm sorry I told all your friends that we were dating
and I told them we were going to get married and have those children
those beautiful children I'm no stalker I just love you

If you would give me a chance I would prove to you that I'm the best
we'll have beautiful children with beautiful names and they'll all be called
Bob, yes even the girls cause Bob is the best name IN THE WORLD!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Ooooooooooooh

It isn't stalking if i'm hiding behind the bushes and you can't see me
it isn't rape if I'm right there and you aren't really screaming it isn't…
sexual harassment if I love you, I promise I'll be the best and I promise
I won't sexually harass you anymore so please, please, please drop that law suit, I just wanted to show you how much I love you, I'm not a stalker...

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from Demo, released June 20, 2013

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Former Astronauts Aguadilla, Puerto Rico

We are an indie-rock trio from Puerto Rico

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